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This is one of those examples of stupid shit on the interent - trying to be funny, but failing abysmally.
How in the hell do you interact with a "lifeless" anything.
And if you want to be equally imbecilic and make some joke about necrophilia - you can fuck off as well.
I swear, I have never been within several hundred miles of Detroit (hmmm, hang on, just how far is it from Toronto to Motown?), so there is not a cat in hell's chance of my having been responsible for this notice.
I have, however, copied it faithfully, word for word, and will be getting my big ol' marker pen out very soon, replacing the word DETROIT with PASILA.
"...some have argued the very fact of her candidacy is a step forward for women's equality." Do you really think so? ...Do you think McCain gives a flying rat's arse about women's equality?
If you do, you're far more stupid than should be legally permissible in a person with the right to vote.
McCain picked the witch because she has tits, not because he believes in advancing women's equality, or because she has the credentials to be President of the U.S. - which is what she will become, should America be stupid enough to vote Republican in November, and the old bastard dies any time in the next four years.
And from this article, it certainly seems that an awful lot of Americans are that dumb. A 20 point swing to McCain since he picked the witch? And all because she's a woman. And Democrat supporters - the white female ones at least - are the ones heading that way in droves.
WHY, for fuck sake?!
What has the colour of your skin, or your sex, got to do with politics? Or what church you do or don't go to? Or whether one type of person can marry another type of person - or not?
Nothing. Nada. Zip. Rien. Ei fucking mitään.
(It rhymes - this does not make me a poet, it was pure chance)
Unless you're American, of course.
McCain picked her as a third choice act out of how-can-I-appeal-to-the-dumbfucks desperation - not because of anything she brings to the game, other than her sex - and going on what we've seen recently, that's all she brings to the game.
And as for the line in this article, "...and I think she has strong moral values." Pity she didn't pass them on to her daughter then, eh?
Oh, no, wait, she probably DID - no doubt she taught her that contraceptives are baaaaaad - unlike becoming an unmarried, 16-year-old, mother-to-be with a boyfriend who has stated quite clearly he doesn't want to have children (or has he taken that particular line off his profile page on MySpace now, I wonder?).
There's a saying goes something like "A people gets the leaders it deserves"
And you fucking deserve these two, America, if you're that fucking gormless.
"I, Philip, the son of Brian, and of his wife Ann, write this. I do not write it to the glory of the devs in the land of Stumblepon, for I am weary of devs, nor the glory of the Stumblers, for I am weary of their deeds. I write neither from fear nor from any hope of the future but for myself alone. During my life I have seen, known, and lost too much to be the prey of vain dread; and as for the hope of immortality, I am as weary of that as I am of devs and drama queens. For my own sake only I write this; and herein I differ from all other writers, past and to come."It is highly unlikely that a) anyone will read that, and b) if they do, they will have the first idea from whence it came was pilfered - and it matters not one iota, as it says.
I am writing for me, and no one else - I need to rant. It's cathartic. And whipping out the old WordPad or opening Word just doesn't cut it sometimes. So, if you fell into this black hole by mistake, I suggest you click the 'Back' button, or this, because I don't give a rat's ass what you think of what follows. This is for me myself and I.
Having been a stumbler for the past 3½ years, enough's enough. Things ain't what they used to be in Stumbleland. It's become a popularity contest amongst the plebs, and money maker for the developers. It should be a place to bookmark and share websites of interest, but the only interest too many stumblers have is themselves and their own over-inflated egos. Pseudo poets abound, spewing out drivel where they should be sharing websites. If people want to write and post poetry, then fine, but why tf don't they open a poetry blog, on a poetry blogging site? If people want to be Mr or Miss popular, why don't they go to a bona-fide social networking site?
People on SU have become catty, spiteful, snipish, disloyal, and back-stabbing.
And that's just the ones who call you 'friend'.
My page will remain, but it will, henceforth, be a bookmark page only - although, if everyone else is moving AWAY from using it thus, then what's the point? He asked, rhetorically of himself. Oh well.
I've run out of steam now, in between checking homework, making tea 'n' karelian pirakka for lunch, and watching the world go by, so that was all a bit pathetic really, Philip - sort of opening with a whimper rather than a bang.
Oh well.
